Quote time!
(Sexy french maid) "But eet ees dark upstairs, and I am afraid of zee dark. Won't anyone come with me?"
(Professor Plum) "I will."
(Colonel Mustard) "I will."
(Mr. Green, the gay guy) "No thank you."


a day in the lifeWake up. Stagger groggily into the bathroom. Peer at your reflection in the mirror. Look away.a day in the life
Feel your gut clench anxiously as you strip off the clothes, hoping to strip off the weight with them. Step on the scale, dreading the numbers, but still dying to know if theyve changed. Watch the red LED lines arrange themselves into pounds of blubber, your faults spelled out in digital for all to see. Look away as it finishes adding up your sins. Force yourself to look back.
112 pounds. Still not good enough.
Dress and trudge into the kitchen, where breakfast is being cooked. Watch the steaming, aromat


KittyOh my god, youre lying. Seriously?Kitty
Kittys voice is unmistakable. She and her best friend are coming my way, arms intertwined, conversation running at a speed that says they dont have time to acknowledge anyones existence but theirs. I glance up at her, and for a fraction of a second, we make contact. There is no recognition in her eyes; I could easily be someone she had never seen before, which is interesting considering that shes spoken to me almost every day. They quickly brush past me, and I continue on my way to third period.
A wry smile crosses my face as I remember how


And I Will Call It ArtDying is an art form. Everyone dies, but I will do itAnd I Will Call It Art
Gracefully, slowly, bit-by-bit. I will kill off a little more of myself everyday Until there is so little left I will blow away in your memories. I will perfect my empty heart in the symmetry Of an empty body And starve away the wickedness
Which calls me home. But I will not fizzle out slowly. I will blaze until the fire burns too brightly For my eyes alone And spreads like a raging fever across the
Valleys of my frame. I will explode with the fury of
A thousand shattered mirrors And c
And I'm bored. Fix it, goddamnit. D:
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"That sound, in your heart. What is it?"
"-smile- Murder."
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5/9/09: FOB, CS, ATL, HM, & MS
Elliot James is hot!
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
~Chuck Palahniuk
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"That sound, in your heart. What is it?"
"-smile- Murder."
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5/9/09: FOB, CS, ATL, HM, & MS
Elliot James is hot!
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interested in a music inspiration contest?? >> [link] <<
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
~Chuck Palahniuk
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interested in a music inspiration contest?? >> [link] <<
But if you want a reason, I'll just say it reminded me of my head, which is somewhat comforting. >______>;
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
~Chuck Palahniuk
You have a great gallery.
Hopefully I'll be adding more deviations, so your watch will be worth it
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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
~Chuck Palahniuk
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